And, ladies and gentlemen make sure you buckle your seats and take on a wild ride full of absurdity! "Cocaine Bear" is an unmissable ride in more different ways. This film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an funny horror comedy that will cause you to laugh, scratching your head, and questioning the lives of bears and drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear
When we first meet the gorgeous Andrew C Thornton, played brilliantly by Matthew Rhys, you know that you're going to be a thrilling rollercoaster. He's an smuggler that has style gracefully, with a tendency to throw his items in the most off-putting areas. What he did not realize was that what he was in for, and he'd not intend to create the most famous legend of the century "Cocaine Bear!"
It's time to forget everything you think you know about bears and their preferences for food. The film takes a strong view and states that once bears consume cocaine, they can't only have a good time, they transform into bloodthirsty monsters! Don't be a fool, Godzilla here's a new queen in town. And Bears have a habit of consuming powdered substances.
Our cast of characters, such as the corrupt police or the incompetent criminals along with innocent people who didn't know how to exit from the paper bag and will leave you entertained. Their incompetence as a group is a sight to behold. If you ever find yourself in need of a laugh then just think about that Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to solve one of the crimes they are investigating without accidentally shooting each other.
However, we mustn't forget our brave adventurers Olaf and Elsa. We're not talking about the pair taken from "Frozen." Two hikers discover the riches of Colombian goodness, and before you say "Bearzilla," they become those who are the most likely targets of Cocaine Bear's insatiable appetite. It's true, who really needs any Disney princess when you have one of the most snorting and aggressive bears roaming around?
The movie is the perfect equilibrium between horror and comedy and makes you smile in one scene, and then clutching your popcorn with terror the next. The bodies count increases faster than hair in your neck as you'll cheer every death scene with an eerie enthusiasm. It's like watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper.
Now, let's talk about that epic battle. Imagine this: a waterfall that is gushing in the background, the fearless trio of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry looking to battle Henry, Dee Dee and Sari ready to take on Cocaine Bear. The epic fight of the ages, complete with explosives, roars from the bear, as well as enough white powder to take Tony Montana to shame. And just when you think you've lost the fight but it's then revived thanks to a cocaine explosion! This is a tale of a return to epic proportions.
Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have some flaws. The editing style is as fast like a drunk squirrel and leaves you scratching your brain and wonder if the reel has been secretly (blog post) utilized as scratching platform. Do not worry, viewers, for the bear CGI really is top-of-the-line. That bear steals the show even if it appeared that the editor seemed to have a sugar high themselves.
The film is a mix that combines tension, double-crossings and some unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. And as the credits roll when you're out the door with a smile at the top of your head, keep in mind his final warning to the audience: Avoid feeding bears anything, for example, don't feed them drugs or fellow hiking buddies. Trust me, it won't result in a happy ending for anyone.
Then, go grab your popcorn, buckle it up so that you can be immersed in an enthralling world "Cocaine Bear." It's a one-of-a-kind cinematic experience that will have you in stupor, contemplating the real potential of bears as well as their hidden party potential.